Sexual behavior or an orientation involving physical or romantic attraction to both same (dark) and opposite (light) sexes, thous straddling the line betwixt light and dark, hence The Brown Zone.
by bluemajik March 10, 2010
Get the The Brown Zonemug. The area of airspace above urban areas (roughly 75 feet up) but below commercial airspace that the coming urban drones will use as 'their' flight area in years to come.
by StevieMix June 2, 2014
Get the Drone Zonemug. A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.
blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted
Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.
Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!
by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006
Get the shmoingus zonemug. by FuckingBitches February 12, 2017
Get the wasian zonemug. The sacred time of disciplined commitment to ones self pleasure. This period is measured from the moment you initiate masturbation to the point ejaculation is complete and the jizz is disposed of.
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
Boris was fully established in the wank zone flogging himself silly when we barged through the door! Fuck it was funny! He said he was "just relaxing" as he extended his hand for an awkward introduction...John saw Boris's phone and was certain the female porn actress was urinating!
by LFBG2FG January 6, 2020
Get the Wank Zonemug. by Wvhshmt February 15, 2018
Get the Dude Zonemug. When you express your feelings for another person and they not only reject those feelings, they completely ignore you and any contact you make.
"Yo I tried to talk to Derrick after I told him how I felt but he dead zoned me. I haven't heard from him in a month."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."
by C.Baritone January 7, 2019
Get the Dead Zonedmug.