ships

Slang term meaning to relate to all kinds of relationships from person to person to sexual relationships to relationships to object to spirituality to angelic and demonic possession to god and devil to scientific to education to street to
Criminal to legit to environmental to anything you can relate to
by rafael e Reyes June 10, 2018
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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
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ship of thesaurus

a tactic often used by plagiarists in order to hide the fact that theyre plagiarizing

the ship of thesaurus takes an original text, and either switches the order of the words around, or uses synonyms and big, intelligent sounding words words to obfuscate the original text.
in a sentence
harris: dude you copied my essay
james: i switched the words around its fine
harris: classic ship of thesaurus argument

in action
chris: this game is good
filip: this playable experience is enjoyable
chris: kill yourself
by DackJaniels April 8, 2024
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ship panic

it's when you freak out over a ship that is sailed. it's a word I made up and I don't know what else to say
person 1: omg! Carly just kiss Freddie!

person 2: my ship sailed! *freaks out*
person 1: stop having a ship panic dude!
by NIGHT_BR3AKS June 29, 2022
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Ship Whip

"Ship Whip" means when you see 2 people and you think there compatible for each other or good together you tend to "Ship whip" them whenever you see them together, and for short "Ship"
i *ship whip* jaiden animation and Odd1sout
by xAkixx January 19, 2019
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ships

Slang term meaning to relate to all kinds of relationships from person to person to sexual relationships to relationships to object to spirituality to angelic and demonic to god and devil to scientific to education to street to
Criminal to legit to environmental to anything
by rafael e Reyes June 10, 2018
mugGet the shipsmug.

Ship

When you endorse a relationship between two fictional or even real people. If your ship becomes a real thing you say your ship has sailed.
I ship richie and Eddie

My reddie ship has sailed
by Reddiesphagett May 24, 2018
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