Yeah, and I’m Beyoncé

Calling out someone for saying something untrue or not possible.

“Did I tell you I won an Oscar recently?”
-Yeah, and I’m Beyoncé

by playing1950 February 09, 2023

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there

True. Turn green with envy and bow down. RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there

by WorseThanHitler December 12, 2020

I’m bored so I added a word

So yeah I’m board I try and search this up if it works it will be funny

Yo what’s up I’m bored so I added a word

by It’s me cursed Deku September 28, 2020

I’m flattered

A phrase a Yannis says when she receives any sort of compliment from a Miles.
It is not used for friend zoning purposes.

“You’re one of the best people in the entire world, Yannis”

“I’m flattered 🥰”

by Zero2’s wifey November 29, 2020

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

by sdinaz October 25, 2023

I’m on my ninth

The ninth kombucha you drink to be drunk

Sorry I’m on my ninth. Eeheheheh

by Memow21 April 14, 2022

I’m drunk

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021