No I’m ain’t

Your ironic response when someone accuses you of being redneck or trashy

Kyle: you are white trash and dumb
You: no I’m ain’t! I went to high skool!

by Dombeast1 April 4, 2021

I’m with the guys

Code word for “I’m with my friends leave me alone”

Girlfriend: How’s your day going?
Boyfriend: Good, I’m with the guys

by @yafamgirlsam March 9, 2019

I’m in pain

A casual sentence for people who got hurt on accident or on purpose.

Example of on purpose

Kid:“I’m gonna go jump off this big slide!
Mom: “huh??”
Kid: “Oww I got hurt!”
Kid: “I’m in pain!”

Example of on accident

Kid: “Dad can I go on my scooter?”

Dad: “Of course!”

Kid: “Look dad look at me!”
*falls in hole*
Kid: “OWW! I got hurt!!”
Kid: “I’m in pain!”

by diana is fr queen January 1, 2023

i’m hot

i’m hot lol

girl 1: what r u?
me: i’m hot and give good he*d

girl 1: wow i wish i was like u

by urabitchlolzzz November 13, 2020

I’m A Brand

when someone completely loses their sense of humour because it doesn’t fit in with their personal brand

“I’m a brand and my YouTube channel “Andrew On Glue” could be completely destroyed if that joke is associated with my brand”

by seanalfred January 31, 2021

I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

When your name is oliver munns and you hate your life

Person 1 - “I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet

Person 2 - “I’M FUCKING MISERABLE”

by The most special special January 24, 2025

I’m parked

whenever your super tired but your still down to hang out or do something

yo bro you tryna come over and chill

I’m parked bro, but yeah I’ll be there

by Yoyoyoy1 March 18, 2024