House Boner

Visually stimulating house, which gives you a boner.
"LOOK AT THAT VICTORIAN MANSION! OH HOY MAMA! I HAVE THE BUGGEST HOUSE BONER!"
by minimoses2014 October 22, 2013
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Fork a house

A prank similar to toilet papering in which stick plastic forks in some ones yard with the fork side sticking up. You can run fishing wire between the forks to trip the person when they try to pick them up
1.You wanna go fork a house later, I got whole box.
2. That asshole mr.johnson failed me, let's go fork his house.
by FRANCESUCKS69 December 05, 2016
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VeggieTales in the House

A sequel/reboot that is substantially worse than the original.
"Teen Titans Go is a VeggieTales in the House of Teen Titans."

"Madden 20 is a VeggieTales in the House of Madden 08."
by agvids January 07, 2021
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House intro

The situation of someone having dizzy spells, hallucinations, or other medical symptoms before collapsing and requiring hospital care. Named after the acclaimed medical drama.

Dave: Stop jogging, I'm getting lightheaded and I'm feeling faint.

Steve: You'd better sit down. I don't want this to become a House intro.
by JackTracker December 09, 2008
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Dark House

A game normally played while under the influence. Meanwhile sitting in the dark with several people reminiscing and telling stories.
"Ah last we played dark house. "
by unforgettablek November 14, 2011
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house troll

House troll- Roommate who loves to scavenge your food, drink your booze; make a mess and not clean up; then disappear into the room cave when there's work or help needed. They enjoy appearing and taking full advantage of parties and visits by the ladies... then once again... disappear after they scavenge the wine/ food/women that is not theirs; then scuttle back into the cave.
We just spent hours getting our party together and the house troll shows up again just in time to drink Jerry's wine and disappear out of sight again.
by skisanjose February 11, 2018
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House a joint

Jamal: You wanna get some munch?
Marquis: Yeah, I was gonna go house a joint from 7-11 anyways
by Lil clit November 20, 2017
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