Hot Pocket

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.

Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?

Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.

by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Hot pocket

A big fine bitch with a warm bootyhole

“Dammmmn shawty got a hot pocket”

by theebawdy April 15, 2022

sandy hot pocket

When you see a super loose slutty girl on a beach and her pussy lips are hanging out so far you can see them. You dip your toe in the sand and shove it up her pussy

Some thot over there lips were hanging out so I gave her the sandy hot pocket

by Señor Epstein February 4, 2021

Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.

She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket

by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023

Hot Pocket

Having sexual intercourse with small rodents such as rats, hamsters or chihuahua's.

Would you like a Hot Pocket before bed?

by MeatWhackerSmacker March 7, 2025

Hot Pocket

A slur for Jewish people

“Quick easy thing to cook in an oven”

“Are you kiddin’ me? That hot pocket couldn’t last a second in Auschwitz”

by RanchConsumer December 11, 2023