Holiday Hamlet

An illness where one is in state of being like Hamlet around Christmas time. Common symptoms of Holiday Hamlet include going insane, accidentally killing an old guy with a cane, or killing your uncle aka father. One easy way to spot someone with a case of Holiday Hamlet is if they are incessantly spouting the "To be or not to be" monologue

"To be or not to be" said Chloe.
Tanir responded to her, "You must have Holiday Hamlet! Quick, we need to go to the hospital."

by Gummy Worm Enthusiast December 10, 2021

Liam Hamilton

QT PA TOOTIE

i love liam hamilton

by ANtonio sOmehinth May 16, 2022

Sticky Hamilton

A 20 dollar bill with pancake syrup on it

I walked away from brunch with a sticky Hamilton on the table.

by InkySeth July 2, 2022

alexander hamilton

it’s a cool american sex act where you stick a quill in someone’s ass and fill it with ink.

i love doing this with the homies.

bro 1: hey bro, i just gave my gf a hot alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way man, give me one.

by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022

alexander hamilton

it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.

i love doing this with my homies and you should too!

bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!

by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022

louis hamilton

this may or may not be the name of a popular formula 1 racer.

"Did you hear what Louis Hamilton did yesterday?" "No, I didn't, what happened?" "I forgot"

by bigmonkeys14 February 27, 2023

Fanny Hamlett

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.

“Stop being a fanny hamlett”

by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023