A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.
Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"
Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."
Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"
Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."
Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"
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