The goggles! They do nothing!

A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"

Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"

Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."

Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."

by Bitch-monkey September 8, 2009

con goggles

since there is a lack of women at a con what litte amount of women there is suddenly goes up about 3 to 4 numbers on the 1 to 10 scale

example:dude i think i was wearing con goggles yesterday i saw the same girl yesterday at the con she was a nine but after the con the next day i saw her she was a six

by the ragin asian October 18, 2010

beer goggles

entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.

bro: dude she was so hot!

bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on

by mad dog 22 June 14, 2011

Uranium Goggles

When one places there testicles on a sleeping friends eyes and then wakes them up.

Quick Fred is asleep give him the uranium goggles for when he wakes up.

by PigDog69er December 15, 2011

Swiss Goggles

A sexual activity which involves the male putting his testicles on the eyes of his partner.

Oh Jesus, he just gave her the swiss goggles.

by Tony November 7, 2003

Harvard Goggles

How women are typically perceived at Harvard University. This perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. For example, if a woman is a 5 outside of Harvard, she is approximately an 8 at Harvard.

WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).

"Wow! Did you see that babe over there?"
"She is maybe a four. We're on break, its time to remove your harvard goggles"

by theblacknight October 31, 2009

arabian eye goggles

when someone is asleep (or passed out) and you drop your nuts over their eyes.

when ted passed out after banging that brazilian transvestite, she soon dropped each nut into his eye sockets giving him a pair of arabian eye goggles.

by kakes November 12, 2006