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Gabe

Gabes are usually fatass bumbs who become pedos when they surpass the age of 18. They’re really good at video games and have great taste in music. They’re probably about 6 feet tall and 5 Big Macs over 180. My mans can grow hair like no tomorrow and is packing at least 6 inches. They’re really funny so keep them around to make you laugh until they get caught with a minor. At which point you deny every knowing the guy.
Cop: Are you Gabe’s best friend?

You: I’ve never met this man in my life
by Dr. Oxlong November 21, 2021
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Gabe

Gabe is a giant animal with a fat red head that is shaped as a tomato and likes to head butt people
Gabe expects his head going up your butt with tomato juice everywhere
by Wakawakwaka November 29, 2021
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Gabe Ante

The sweetest boy on planet Earth. This is THE guy you want to take home to meet the parents. Such a charmer and all around great guy. Not to mention he is sexy af!
Do you know Gabe Ante?..... Of course he could have my kids!
by mamasboy34 November 30, 2021
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Gabes are unbeliveably sexy and have a loooooong schlong and is very hot and can pull any woman. He has the ability to get numbers whenever he feels like it. most cant handle the pure awe of being around a gabe they can make all women within a 100 mile radius wet. They also shoot kobes in basketball
That Gabe is unbeliveably sexy and so good at baaketball
by She say faygo u get bigger December 4, 2021
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Gabe

A person that is a bitch and they tend to fall in love with girls they don’t talk to at all.
Gabe is a bitch he even talk to kara
by Bootylicket124 December 5, 2021
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Gabee

a crazy girl who looks asian but isn’t i guess she seems innocent but when you get to know her she is dirty minded bitch that sends you weird ass things on snapchat
look what Gabee sent me
by channeled October 18, 2019
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Gabe

Gabe is a man on the skinnier side who has a very distinct personality. He’ll always be there for his friends, unless his girlfriend gets in the way. Gabe may not be popular, but you should know that he will always be your fourth on Fortnite.
Person1: Is that skinny awkward guy Gabe?
Person2: Yes
by Anonymous ding dong October 23, 2019
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