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Funner

It's is mutch funner to ride the Rollercoaster than the merry go round.
by Purplemoon June 28, 2024
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Funner

The mall is funner than the park.
by WYIH January 18, 2026
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funner

A word to use to say more fun.

this 4 u hailey
Meh, the JROTC ball is funner”
by loonboih February 1, 2026
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Funeral Fingers

The act of fingering your friend after she went to a funeral just because she needed a release.
He gave me the funeral fingers after my aunt died, I Needed it.
by blackestbaby March 10, 2026
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Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.
Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
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Finzered

Having your inheritance stolen by a family member who appears to have good intent.
My Uncle Fart really Finzered me bad and stole from my Mom’s estate.
by Colonel Matt loves chicken November 27, 2024
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Funneral

(Funeral+killjoy)

Someone who ruins the fun
Bro your such a funneral, we were having fun man
by Demanoid December 10, 2024
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