Funked

The morning after smoking ganjaganja where one feels groggy and tired

I was so funked at brunch the other day I felt like puking.

by TERD SNIFFER December 9, 2017

Funk

A functional drunk.

Look at jimmy, he's such a funk.

by TheDutchSlut March 4, 2017

dad funk

When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.

Man, now my jeans have a "dad funk"!

by Chase3s May 15, 2016

dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Funk

An abstract concept that denotes a feeling of euphoria indescribable by human language. A feeling one has when they are in a supremely primal state in which an individual emotionally feels boundless and free. Usually marked by the unintentional telling of true emotions and feelings.

I took some LSD last night and I felt the funk flow through me, I was at peace.
Last night at the party we got so funky that I told everyone we boned in the outhouse.
The gay sex was so great he took me to Funkytown.

by nawitt1999 September 15, 2016

bohemian funk

Any sickness that is random or unexplainable.

Dylan has a rash on his face, looks like the bohemian funk!

by Rae-Rae1009 January 15, 2018

Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.

After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays

by d_leet December 25, 2016