Fuck your Shit up

To mess up someone's stuff. Either physically or figuratively.

Stop bragging about your new car before I fuck your shit up.

by InternetAdult April 22, 2018

Fuck your life up

Give u a child

“Boy I will fuck your life up stop playing wimmie”

by babyboob March 8, 2020

Pick Me Up Fuck

1. (noun) When someone seems down in the dumps, or simply unhappy, you make them feel better with sex.

2. (verb) The act of fucking a sad or depressed person to make them happy again.

Guy 1: She's pretty hot, but just seems so depressed. Sorta like Kristin Stewart in all of her movies.

Guy 2: Sounds like she needs a pick me up fuck.

by browin September 14, 2013

Fuck My Mind Up

The synopsis of "Enlighten Me". A general expression of excitement or curiosity towards any new, unusual or unfamiliar knowledge attained; ranging from social science and general epistemology. Subjects or discussion pertaining to a Utopian perspective or dialectical connotations, politics, sociology, religion, arts, history, theories that changes and challenges one's traditional belief system including his or her philosophical ideas and idealism. This expression is often used by positive skeptics to neither disprove nor dismiss one's substantiated statement however their reaction varies; commonly involves a stimulating, intellectual argument during a decent and eloquent conversation.

John: 9/11 was an inside job.The CIA did it. Jet fuels didn't melt steal beams, so the reports say
Sam: Fuck my mind up, John

by UnAmerican Me 1987 August 2, 2016

Fuck You *Hang Up*

The only pure way to kill off a phone conversation with you having the last word.

John: You're a dick

George: Well, i fucked your Mum!

John: Fuck You *Hang Up*

by maybeyoushouldn'tbesorude September 30, 2009

fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

A day on April 21st. Just shut up, dude

Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!

Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

by Troller7164 April 19, 2021