McDonald's breakfast

That'll make your p0ssy throb

That'll make your pussy throb means that the food is so good example McDonald's breakfast

by 7E8EURID July 15, 2021

Breakfast duo

The sexual , yet painful act of cooking scrambled eggs with a friend and rubbing your moist balls on the eggs with your friend until you both ejaculate, blowing your load all over the eggs and proceeding to eat them with your buddy.

This morning was amazing me and colton preformed the breakfast duo, the best way to start the day off right!

by The cup of cum April 18, 2017

Breakfast-eye

This is what you call someone with a lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other eye wandered off to breakfast.

Was that bartender looking at me or you? Not really sure, that is the breakfast-eye that lives upstairs.

by Newt07091971 November 14, 2019

Breakfast Walk

An early morning walk by a junkie, in search of a final fix.

Epileptic scarecrow type person usually walking erratically during breakfast hours high outta their mind, known as doing the Breakfast walk

by Noticatoxin January 16, 2011

Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016

Stubenville Breakfast

When you shit into your hand and force feed it to your partner

Barry wouldn’t shut up about being hungry… so I gave him the Stubenville breakfast.

by Heywood J’ablowme March 29, 2023

Breakfast Of Champions

Nutriotional Masochism

Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it

by O' Baba June 06, 2017