The best fair that could ever possibly occur. After the Olp Fair, everyone goes crazy. Summer is on the horizon. The fair is filled with rides, some popular ones are Zipper and Gravatron. Everyone will tell you “Omg you know how many people have gotten tossed out of the zipper” but it never has happened. The Olp Fair is the best time of the year without a doubt. Everyone gets excited for it and everyone knows to bring their quarters for the infamous quarter game where no one ever wins.
by New Providence Lover May 19, 2018
Get the olp fairmug. The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.
by Kentucky’s grand man June 30, 2025
Get the Air fairmug. X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!
by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006
Get the fair throttledmug. The Zenith of Human Civilization. Every moment of humanity has all contributed to this very event. Bask in it's greatness.
"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
by ScrewAllScrimble September 21, 2025
Get the Daifuku Fairmug. Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.
"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?
by BluderFly August 2, 2008
Get the County-fair-itmug. A diehard fisherman that will fish whether the conditions are good or poor. Sunny rainy cloudy calm windy or stormy. HE is on the lake.
I'm not going fishing today it's too windy. George is out fishing today tho. He is a fair whether fisherman.
by Das Miz January 5, 2019
Get the Fair whether fishermanmug. 