Education Erection

Describing a person who is overly excited about school.

John is so into his Sociology class it makes me sick. He has a major education erection.

Joe got his grades back and he couldn't hide his education erection over how well he did.

by Life1ess January 27, 2010

brain erection

When you have a large problem, and you're stuck because you cannot figure out the answer. In which case the only thing to do is think about or preoccupy yourself with something else, and let your brain erection go limp so that you can go back to the problem in a fresh state of mind.

You: I've been working for hours and can't figure out this homework! It's too difficult, why would they give us something that's impossible to learn?

Friend: Dude chill out you just have a massive brain erection. It needs to go limp, just go play with your pet squirrel for a bit.

(Later)

You: Hey this homework makes sense now!

by roboticsnail August 6, 2011

democratic erection

1. The result of being a little too fond of politics...
2. An erection created by the people, for the people
3. Any prick who argues politics and tries to recruit people to join the party

democratic erection, erection, democrat, politics, voting, politicians

by potatoesoriley October 20, 2011

Textual relationship

To have a relationship with someone through texting, but never talk, meet or interact with them in real-life. - Someone you text alot, but would never/rarely talk to in person.

Person 1 - Who are you texting?
Person 2 - Ashley.
Person 1 - Ashley? Really?
Person 2 - Yeah, we're in a textual relationship

by Cpl.Moran March 22, 2009

Willem's Huge Erection

The object of a rather silly jest, part of a discourse on the sexual nature of architectural studies at Princeton University.

Willem: Hey baby, I have a key to the architecture building, if you know what I mean...
Hottie: Whuh?
Willem: I'm working on a huge erection that I'd like you to help me finish off.
Hottie: Eww gross!

by Willem April 9, 2005

poop-erection

Having hard poop slowly come out of your anus and gradually get bigger until it is too heavy for your anus to hold.

Jonny had a huge poop-erection after eating 3 banana's.

by Ciel June 1, 2006

Relationship Hack

The act of hacking into one's relationship for personal benefit. Usually caused by the hacker falling in love with a member of the relationship, thus resulting in a hack. The hacker would devote entire life and is willing to sacrifice anything to fuck up the relationship. They will first try to get victims alone so that their partner has no influence. Those are some early symptoms. Depending on the specific strength of the relationship, it may be destroyed.
Another reason a relationship would be hacked is the fact that the hacker was once or is currently friends with a member of the relationship and feels like they are losing attention. Usually, the hacker in this case would remind the victim of "old times" or "good times" before their relationship had started, in a desperate attempt to actually pull the victim from his or her lover.

This is a common issue that must be handled with care. Ignore the stupid, do whats right.

Hacker: remember this summer. before you were with (bf/gf name), we could do ___! sucks now that ur with him/her.
Victim 1: oh ya....that sucks those were good times.
Hacker: then get out. be single. its better..like old times

Relationship Hack in action^



Hacker: hey wanna hang out!. oh yea never mind you're probably with (bf/gf name)
Victim 2: ((oh shit. my friend doesnt like me anymore? screw my 50th anniversary date. it can happen some other time))

by Marty jackson the fifth March 4, 2009