Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Eli

Some short kid that steals your food all the time. Sucks in pvp games like Fortnite and is easy to no-scope

“Bro you’re as good as Eli. You’re ASS”
-teammate

by kashew_ng February 23, 2024

The Eli

The Eli means a series of different acts he commits such as doin horny, upset, mad or bothering acts

My friend Jonah is doin the Eli because he tryna get right with a girl.

by Hunnit shii March 2, 2022

eli

Sex god, usually packing 6+ inches. Pulls bitches whenever he wants. Wanted by all females.

Girl 1: Hey I heard eli had sex with that one thot at school

Girl 2: Yea, eli is a sexgod he will leave class even if it jeopardizes his grades just to fuck.

by yrgmafia July 20, 2021

Eli

a really funny person who can be a bit mean but all in all very nice

"he's so funny!"
"well duh his names Eli"

by 420.vapemaster.69 November 22, 2021

Eli Shane

Protagonist of a 2016 Disney show called Slugterra, where he kidnaps and abuses innocent slugs and uses them as ammunition to fight off capitalist pigs that want to enslave the underground world and abuse more innocent slugs.

Eli shane abuses animals

by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

Eli

THE MOST AMAZING MAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Eli is soooooo hot, funy, caring, loving. literally everything great about a person is eli. he makes someone so happy just by being himself even when someone is having the worst day. he doesn’t even have to say anything to make people happy he is just being eli. Eli is the reason i’m the luckiest person alive

I LOVE ELI‼️‼️ 💙

by jonkler January 10, 2025