Ed the roofer

Someone that spends too much time posting on internet forums.

That fool has posted more than Ed the roofer.

by spankio May 15, 2009

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

The maximum limit of proper terms alot like the predisessor accept it will instantly grant you insane levels of power,

Friend: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
You: what do you mean I'm alone?
Friend: whispers to someone*

You: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
Friend: wipes forehead*
You: bro whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous forehead did you just wipe?
Friend: visibly nervous

Friend: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
You: what do you mean I'm alone?
Friend: whispers to someone*

You: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
Friend: wipes forehead*
You: bro whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous forehead did you just wipe?
Friend: visibly nervous

by your official obovement February 1, 2020

Ed Hardly

Ed Hardy style clothing at discounted prices, usually found at discount stores such as Wal-mart or K-mart.

You can tell that guy is not from New Jersey because he is wearing an Ed Hardly shirt.

by mediocremaiden November 1, 2010

Ronda Rousey'ed

To get knocked out in a devastating fashion, which makes you seemingly disappear off the face of the Earth in embarrassment; before the knockout you were cocky, disrespectful, and you thought your were invincible.

That fighter is too cocky and disrespectful, I hope he gets Ronda Rousey'ed in his next fight!

by Chris Veritas March 21, 2016

Ed Sheeran Effect

when a girl falls in love with a guy simply over a mesmerising acoustic guitar performance. this effect commonly happens at highschool talent shows, or at pubs.

Person1: “yo Devi’s in LOVE with that guy on stage, weird right?”
Person2: “yeah bro, they call it the Ed Sheeran Effect”

by fitfruitjuice August 14, 2022

ed edd n eddy

Best cartoon going. ok im 16 but ed edd n eddy is awesome and funny.

"I like chickens cluck cluck cluck" ed

by thebest February 1, 2005

Ed Matthews

The biggest stud in the UK

Did you see Ed Matthews dropping some serious game on those milfybundalengers g

by @Grant_mcl1 January 17, 2022