Gap of Doom

The gap between the airplane and the boarding ramp where you have to clench onto your personal belongings or they may disappear forever
Holy shit dude, the Gap of Doom on my flight home yesterday was bigger than the Grand Canyon
by airplaneguy February 23, 2022
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Womb doom

When the dark cloud descends towards or during the time of their monthly hell (periods)
How was your day? "Well, Trevor, I could killed with my biro and don't even ask about that cunt in finance!! My womb doom is on high alert! I need wine, chocolate and a greasey ass take away NOW!!!!!!!!!"
by Claire0520 March 19, 2021
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Womb doom

Bitch you best go to the clinic and womb doom that shit”
by darkweji August 25, 2021
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Doom Monger

Bringer of Gloom, irregular hair lining/loss, Champion of Greece
Pffft! You’re such a doom monger you berk, son of doom!”
by Sexpot bedwetty January 14, 2023
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Doom parasite

A parasite that typically uses a feline host, causing giant tentacles to sprout form the Doomcat’s back, so that the cat can kill things and lay eggs inside them, laying more Doom parasite eggs
Is Doom parasite on this menu? It’s my favorite.
by Chad Monke November 06, 2022
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Doomed

To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.
Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.

Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.

Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?

Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
by astank5 May 03, 2023
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DOOMED

I am DOOMED
by gracegiffy January 20, 2023
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