Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

Spookie Dookie

A Spookie Dookie, not to be confused with a Spooky Dookie, is the result of eating far too many Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chips. As the name suggests, these chips will haunt your bowels, resulting in a corporeal form of Afterburner to linger.

John: Dude, are you alright?

Mike: Yeah… I ate an entire bag of ghost pepper chips last night and just dropped a Spookie Dookie. I’m feelin’ the heat.

John: You’re a dumbass.

by Nikki Sevenn August 30, 2022

Finny Winny Poopie Dookie Head

aydens daddy, casses dyldo,

Man 1: Hey, you know Finny Winny Poopie Dookie Head?
Ayden: yeah, he's my daddy

by finnywnnypoop May 27, 2022

Spookie Dookie

When you shit yourself in your sleep and you are so frightened that you wake yourself up, in a panic.

Dana: how’d you sleep leah?
Leah: dude, not good. I had a spookie dookie.

by MermsLovesAn4l March 22, 2022

fried dookie

high as shit

Bro i’m fried dookie after that blunt

by sosababy January 12, 2025

Spooky dookie

Taking a shit during the month of October

"just took my 54th spooky dookie

by Forklift Operater October 28, 2019

Splooky Dooky

The wettest shit possible

Casper was ill for a week, and he said that he took the biggest Splooky Dooky ever

by ShangYu February 3, 2024