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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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E-cougar

Not unlike an Egirl or Ethot, theese females stream online on twitch or tiktok, But are older. They may atteact a male audiense of a younger generation especially those with mommy fetishes
Wow your mom is streaming on twitch and talking to guys on Overwatch? She must be some kind of E-cougar.
by UrbanMolb September 23, 2023
mugGet the E-cougarmug.

Cougar

Coolest women in the world that is 2 days older
-Wow look at that cougar!

- I heard she likes BTS tho
- So?
by Not good at soccer March 9, 2022
mugGet the Cougarmug.

Cougar

Lauren's mum
Lauren's mum is such a cougar she invited me to sleep in her bed
by Wuglas April 13, 2023
mugGet the Cougarmug.

cougar's life

( based on the internet site cougarlife.com)

a life based on hedonism and immorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Gary Ridgway
by Sexydimma November 24, 2013
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Cooper Cougar

A Well Aged Twink/Golden Retriever Man That Maintains Their Glow
Clark is saur cooper cougar even though he needs to chill with the bleach
by Litaloadeon October 31, 2025
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Cougar

Alfie's mother
Cricket, Alfie's mum is an Absolute cougar!
by SCABIEWARRIOR52 July 26, 2018
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