COVID Holy Water

COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.

It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.

43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water

12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.

12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.

12: Amen.

by K_IRL October 16, 2020

Covid Carpetbagger

Someone, or some entity, which will come in during the aftermath of Covid restrictions which destroyed economic activity and killed many small businesses, which will buy up those businesses for significant discounts once restrictions are removed and economic activity is allowed again in that sector. Many of these entities will have political connections and will have helped institute these restrictions in the first place.

That corporation was a Covid Carpetbagger for that local restaurant chain, that family lost their entire livelihood.

by The Jamez October 29, 2020

Covidcomfy

People, namely parents with young children, who have become comfortable with the idea that contracting COVID may be inevitable and choose to relax or cease all efforts in social distancing, wearing a mask and washing hands frequently.

People most at risk for becoming covidcomfy are those continuing to join large gatherings (i.e. children's soccer practices and sporting events) where others have already become complacent with abandoning COVID protocols.

"I just came from the park. There were a ton of little league games, but none of the parents watching were wearing masks or bothering to spread out."
"They must be Covidcomfy"
"So basically, what happens, happens?"

"Yeah, pretty much."

by ibtbysitlot November 2, 2020

COVID-19

SARS 2 the worst coronavirus with a high R 0

Ed spread COVID-19 to 6 people before he showed up as positive with the virus

by MJcloud November 5, 2020

CovidBoomer

CovidBoomers, part of Generation Alpha, are those that were conceived and born in 2020.

“Oh! ANOTHER CovidBoomer! Makes you think do their parents have televisions to occupy them during lockdown!”

by RockSteadyEddie November 23, 2020

COVID-19

Hell

COVID-19 caused what would normally be a good year to just be total crud

by ScienceDude23 November 24, 2020

COVID-20

...
What?

There is no COVID-20. Not yet

“Man COVID- 19 SUCKS.”
“Really though, COVID-20 is so much worse”
*silence*

by okamipad December 6, 2020