The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.
„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“
„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“
„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“
by JoeJohn August 20, 2025
Get the Dave Classicmug. by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
Get the Classicalmug. Look at this silly sausage running across a farmers field to retrieve a golf ball! That’s Classic Benny!
by TheBGF! February 12, 2024
Get the Classic Bennymug. Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!
Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.
Pronounced more like:
Claaasssic Shaaaneee
Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.
Pronounced more like:
Claaasssic Shaaaneee
1.
Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"
Pat: "Classic Shane"
2.
Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"
Group: "Classic Shane"
Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"
Pat: "Classic Shane"
2.
Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"
Group: "Classic Shane"
by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008
Get the Classic Shanemug. A classic WoW player with an IRL Roleplay of such cosmic level, that he thunder claps his keyboard for gaining threat. He knows everything in the game, and plays WoW since early 90s. The most well hung and GIGACHAD guy you never want to argue with, what, did you see the only shaman in the raid alone in the 8th party in thr fight where mass diseases kill players? So what, this information is so random for the Classic Andy legendary GM raid leader. It's all good, just Mass Dispel them all, as Classic Andy boss said, don't create a fuss, sit calm and get carried by a large Classic Andy value. Diseases are mass, and dispel is, it's logical, and Classic Andy is the one pinnacle of logic you will Never Beat. The only reason Andy wasn't in the historys' most well known most well knower, pushing Archimedes or Aristotle from their pedestals, is because Chromie was too late for the bbq he was making with Anduin, when Andy was already playing TBC.
- We're having a new RL, he's from WotLK guild, but he does know Dragonflight bosses.
- My doctor wrote me a recipe, I can't interact with any classic andy, or my allergy will get worse.
- My doctor wrote me a recipe, I can't interact with any classic andy, or my allergy will get worse.
by TheUnone July 4, 2023
Get the Classic Andymug. A very old type of music that people use to feel good about themselves because listening to classical makes them "so smart" and people who listen to rap, pop or country are "so dumb."
Person 1: "People who listen to classical music are almost as bad as k-pop stans."
Person 2: "Talk about, dude."
Person 2: "Talk about, dude."
by and1446 April 20, 2021
Get the Classical Musicmug. by Mleen December 6, 2018
Get the Classicmug.