Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

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Kyan Clark

Someone who has has a burning passion for donkeys and horses

Kyan Clarke said that donkey did turn into a stallion

by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

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joshua clark

Jail bird, home wrecker, wears shit raiders clothing, fist fighting.

Joshua Clark is a jail bird, that enjoys a good hung for a fist fight.

by CountryRebel93 January 24, 2018

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cam clarke

some rlly tall dude that no one likes. he has trash hit register and gets carried by omasu every time he plays bed wars or sky wars. his old keyboard had a broken spacebar and 3 key for quite some time until he spent money on a new one. all together he's a great bed defender and can sometimes win

cam clarke slipped in bbq sauce off the edge spilled by hitregister
cam clarke was glazed in bbq sauce by hitregister
red's bed was bed #137 destroyed by cam clarke

by not_noah September 14, 2020

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ty clark

Ty Clark is a very special person. He is usually someone school smart and completely retarded. He has extra chromosomes and autism. He also likes to tap the debatron

“That kid Ty Clark has good grades but has autism”

by Big daddy Matt May 8, 2020

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Clarke

Clarke is a very smart girl but she doesn't know it. She's funny, she's talented, she's sort of dyslexic, and she loves gaming and music. Clarke is one of my best friends :)

1: who is that?
2: that's clarke! i love her <3
1: oh i know her! i love her too <3

by ur_mom_idfc October 5, 2025

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