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Chronic Strangle Dick

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
by jiffnep April 1, 2022
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chronic otaku syndrome

A person possessing chronic otaku syndrome is no regular otaku. They are obsessive over it.

These are the sorts of people which will watch 4 seasons in a few days.

Usually very cool
Person 1: "hey look person3 is watching Attack On Titan season 5"
Person 2:"yoo didnt they watch the first 4 of those in like 5 days?!"
Person 1:"yeah, they're totally a case of chronic otaku syndrome, they got it bad"
Person 2:"damnn"
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chronically in love

“I am chronically in love with Paislee Thurman <3”
by gracesmileyy May 19, 2022
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Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD)

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus
"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."
by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022
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Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding
by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022
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chronic leaves

“I be smokin on them chronic leaves
Oh word?”
by $hhhhhhh July 15, 2022
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chronic disposition

Mang, I have chronic disposition after sleeping with that hooker!
by Phat Petes September 14, 2022
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