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Christopher Rivera

The Big Drop, Big Alpha, Mr.”Bag-a-bitch
Everybody watch out! Christopher Rivera just stepped outside today!!
by Certified Macc November 11, 2022
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Christopher SoFat

This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.
Person 1: What's it called when your stomach hangs over your penis?
Person 2: A Christopher SoFat
by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022
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Christopher Hiett

a very hot skater dude god hes very attractive
by VansClub November 24, 2022
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Christopher

Watches lots of Pornography and hentai, and wants to fjck but no kids
Christopher Watches lots of Pornography and hentai, and wants to fjck but no kids
by fortnite_lover123469 April 27, 2022
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Christopher Franco

This man loves Ashley Campos so much, it’s unreal
Christopher Franco and Ashley Campos just existing*
everyone- you guys are a great couple
by Hdhdbdhrbr May 5, 2022
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Christopher Gaines

Usually a tall black man that can kill you in pretty much 1 second he does give a shit about anything the most he craes about is food
holy shit thats Christopher Gaines you better watch out
by bigblackballs2340 May 6, 2022
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Christopher

your average giga chad with balls the size of jupiter and shlong bigger than the blue fin tuna. he gets all the women because hes that guy. he is also a good friend to everybody and deserves president and a grammy. if you do not like him you are stupid
christopher is a giant giga chad
by fu,kgvmhvchjjvygjcjm hnhgc m h September 20, 2022
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