Chicago Blackhawks

Chicago Blackhawks the "best team in the league" win some Stanley Cups then come close to last in the league trade a player to the Winnipeg Jets and get him back a few years later then trade him again the the NY Islanders. The team that lost to both the Colarado Avalanche and the Arizona Coyotes just in just 2 week! Oh I can't forget loosing in the first round by the team that was ranked 16th in the playoffs and lost the round 4-1 and scored 2 goals.

Chicago Blackhawks meaning: When a team chokes twice in the playoffs in 2 years and only scores 12- Goals in 2 Playoffs

by Gardener That Loves Crib February 18, 2018

chicago cuz

Someone we fucking. Not related. But if anyone asks, she my cuz

That my Chicago cuz, don't worry about her

by Indo5moke May 10, 2018

Chicago cheese

A mixture of pollution and cum

Damn! I got that Chicago cheese on my shirt!

by MML1234 June 2, 2018

Chicago Carwash

When one dedicates in another’s opened car sunroof.

Johnny left his sunroof open and Mike gave him a Chicago Carwash

by Butternts63 June 6, 2018

Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.

"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."

by Zachschway June 9, 2018

Chicago Facefuck

Similar to a Chicago Handshake (the drink), a Chicago Facefuck is a shot that's half Fireball Whiskey and half malört followed by an Old Style beer.

Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot)
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!

by Mizami October 8, 2018

Chicago pay-off

The act of paying off a judge to drop a serious charge.

A Chicago pay-off is a corrupted way to get a case dropped.

by Slang Advisory Board March 26, 2019