The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.
Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.
Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.
Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"
Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"
Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
by Maverick0003 November 22, 2013
by The not Lumbersexual March 22, 2016
When you light a girls pubs on fire, then proceed to eat her out. The goal is to not get burned and make her cum!
by Zeps March 06, 2010
the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
by odiepeyote February 26, 2017
In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.
by AttillathePun February 10, 2019
by Rellov January 17, 2017
A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
by meep12345678910 October 18, 2019