Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal
Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 09, 2022
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French Trumpet

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.
Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.
by Englishtwat88 July 03, 2018
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Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.
“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!
by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020
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Trumpet sister solicitor

A man with a trumpet touching you sister
Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor
by Popguy December 16, 2022
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cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.
"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
by dkamais498 July 04, 2020
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Trumpeter

The title of a world renowned idol, usually number one
“That guy? Yeah, he’s the trumpeter of our time.”
by Booooooce June 07, 2024
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trumpeter

1. A person who embodies a brash, unapologetic, and often untrustworthy demeanor, often flaunting their power or influence in controversial or offensive ways.
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.

Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"

Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.

Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."
Hey, isn't that guy a trumpeter? I heard he lives high on the hog because he lies and doesn't pay taxes..
by Another Cat Lady July 30, 2024
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