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Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 22, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Bruce Manoeuvre

The procedure or strategy to extricate or evict unwanted randos from work drinks.
That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.
by TheOtherGerald September 8, 2022
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Bruce Xu

Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted
person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"
by the Xu meister July 13, 2024
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Bruce

A bruce is a guy everyone likes. Well into a sport where he has all the top gear. Walks with chest out, chin up. Always seeing the good. Annoyingly positive. Loudest in a group. Usually 6ft, beard, loves his suits.
That guy is the main bruce here.

Theres a bruce in the other room.
by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021
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Bear Boy Bruce Jr.

nickname for Virginia Governor and US Senator George Allen
Bear Boy Bruce Jr. went to the college Thomas Jefferson made.
by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
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Bruce

A Masculine man, who is Rich, & Quits all His Bad habits & laziness. His parents always argued for him to change but now he has finally become a new person & his parents & family on love him.
Bruce Quits all Bad addictions & Habits
by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023
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