bro job 

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

bro job by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019

bro tf u sayin

happens when da bro sais a wtf thing

love ya, no homo
- bro tf u sayin

bro tf u sayin by ilustration ooga booga November 17, 2020

Bro Milk 

A viscid whitish fluid excreted from a homie's reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands after a hot sweaty session of man-to-man love.

He smiled in pure bliss as his buddy's bro milk exploded all over his face.

Bro Milk by Little Bell January 29, 2022

bro said he knew a spot 

A phrase used for recognition of a friend, accomplice, or close companion for knowing of a “spot”/location (usually somewhere hidden; concealed) where 2 or more people can meet up to get “high” off of a controlled substance(s).

This “spot” is usually far outdoors, has a good view, is typically isolated from the public and isn’t known of by many people. This “spot” can also consist of being in abandoned buildings, homes, etc.

Man I really wanna hit a joint rn
Aye it’s fine bro said he knew a spot remember?

bro said he knew a spot by Stanford_University August 7, 2022

Bro Watched Two Piece

A joke phrase often said in the One Piece. Used to make fun of people that make wild claims or get information completely wrong.

Alternative versions include "Bro watched Clorox" (Bleach) and "Bro watched Boruto" (Naruto).

Guy 1: Luffy's gear 5th is so strong he can solo the admirals.

Guy 2: Bro watched two piece.

Bro Watched Two Piece by Mr. Defender September 9, 2022

chez la bro

Pronounced "chezzla bro"

Origin: Vancouver/West Vancouver/Whistler/North Vancouver area in Canada

used by people associated with snowboarding and or extreme outdoor sports.

meaning: similar to "chach"; is a person who follows trends and wears expensive trendy clothing but comes off as a douche bag and is chauvinistic. Tends to be loud and obnoxious, likes to show off, but is characteristically naive, immature, self-important, and sleazy.

chez la bros like wearing lacoste and other trendy name-brand clothes and are brand conscious. although they may appear clean cut and are well-groomed they give off a sleazy air.

I don't go to that bar any more since all those chez la bros took over.

Dude, don't pop your collar: you look like a chez la bro.

chez la bro by Athanjay Ouillquay April 16, 2010

cool story bro no one cares 

When your opinion is irrelevant.

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.

cool story bro no one cares by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016