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Orphan's blood

A drink made from one part cranberry juice, one part apple juice, and two parts sprite or 7-UP.
Although he previously drank fruit punch at every meal, Dave switched to orphan's blood because he preferred the lighter, more subtle flavor.
by Truculent sloth July 9, 2014
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My blood hurts!

What whats-her-face says when she tries to pose with a possum on her leg.
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by Zizzy September 26, 2003
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Blood Bath

1. A hellacious and graphic murder that results in blood dripping all over the walls and puddles of blood of all sizes across the floor.

2. Aggresive deflowering of a virgin.

3. Can also be used to describe someone who got their ass kicked.

4. An Awkward bath time experience.
1. This guy must've been pissed off, he sure left one hell of a blood bath to be cleaned up.

2. Jon: I took no mercy on her and enjoyed a blood bath.
Hank: You sick fuck.

3. I beat his face in so bad that he was taking a blood bath.

4. I thought I was going to have a relaxing bathe, till I noticed the tub was full o' blood.
by Ted Palansky April 18, 2005
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Blood Sausage

After having sex with a girl on her period, she proceeds to fellate the still bloody penis.
When I woke up to the red scare, I realized that the night before she took a hefty helping of blood sausage.
by Rascly Roommate May 2, 2009
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Vagina Blood Fart

A vagina blood fart is a gastric explosion of blood through a pussy
when a girl tries to squeeze out a regular fart so hard that a gasball of blood shoots out of her twat hence a blood fart
by richie terrazas December 29, 2003
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Blood Killer

a term some crips uses to identify themself as, because of the well known crips vs bloods war
it's often shortened down to just bk and might be used in alternative ways to spell some words
Blood Killer in a sentence: yo man, that nigga from the bKlocc bKilled some bKitch ass punks!
by iTeeheeman July 27, 2009
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Blood

The most important of the bodily fluids. Made up of red blood cells that carry nutrients and oxygen to the cells of the body and waste away from the cells of the body. Also made up of white blood cells which attack and destroy viruses and diseases, protecting the body from infection and illness. White blood cells and platelets (which aid in the healing of wounds) are found in the plasma of the blood.

Blood isn't just a gang and a fluid. It is much more than that. It has a mystical connotation that has lasted through the ages and has been considered an elixer of life. Truly, blood is life for without it life would cease to exist.

It makes up 7% of the body's weight and helps maintain a healthy body tempurature. In order for the red blood cells to carry oxygen effectively, a steady supply of iron is needed. A lack of iron in the body results in a illness called Anemia.

If the slightest thing is wrong with your blood it will affect your whole body, bringing illness or even death.
She lost too much blood and needed a transfusion.

Why is she so pale and tired?
She has Anemia, and needs more iron in her diet so her blood can carry oxygen better.

Blood is so important to the body, no wonder it is thought that vampires lived forever by consuming the blood of others. It is said to be the life force of humans.
by LadyAilith October 14, 2008
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