Bibled

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.

Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.

by BigHS March 10, 2022

New American Saint Bible

Pronunciation: /nju əˈmɛrɪkən seɪnt ˈbaɪbəl/
Definition:
The New American Saint Bible is an Iberian-Romance language translation of the Sainted Bible, edited from the year 2021. This version excludes Germanic, Scandinavian, and Anglo-Saxon words, as well as phrasal and irregular verbs. It aims for clarity and accessibility by focusing on a lexicon of Latin and Anglo-Norman roots while remaining faithful to the core message of the Old and New Testaments.

Examples:
• The New American Saint Bible offers a fresh perspective on the scriptures.
• The clarity of the New American Saint Bible is appreciated by numerous people.
• This passage from the New American Saint Bible is easy to comprehend.

by Dmitrio January 07, 2025

illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

by muwtu May 03, 2020

Bible Bitching

An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.

"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."

by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Bible Bopper

Someone who picks out parts of the bible they like and dont like

You: I hate Jessica she is such a bible bopper! She hates gays but she wears jeans!

by Centennial August 15, 2015

The Bible

Ironically, an atheist's most powerful weapon.

"The Bible, when read as it is, is the most potent tool to reinforce atheism."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 27, 2024