Badger

Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.

Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.

Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.

by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012

glory badger

a name given for a well presented and much approved vagina

: was she fit?

:ooooh yeah, should of seen the glory badger on her

by glenng421 November 28, 2011

badger prowling

the act of looking for sex with stranger, also known as sogging

Marthaloiuse loves to go badger prowling!

by reaper319905 November 14, 2011

Ellie Badger

Ellie Badger is a world class girl, she really does light up every room she walks into. If you have an Ellie Badger then hold onto this girl. She makes an amazing cup of tea, Ellie Badger can be quite over baring but that’s why all of her friends adore her, she loves her family and would do anything for them, don’t mess with Ellie Badger’s family and friends! She is kind hearted and has an amazing sense of humour. Not to mention her beauty and dazzling looks. Hold onto her, trust me.

Girl 1: Ellie Badger is here!

Girl 2: Oh wow where? I love that girl!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Badger

The king of Ryan’s

Did you see the Badger last night in Ryan’s?

by Screwcap69 November 23, 2021

backseat badger

A backseat badger is someone who gets frequently banged in the backseat wether it is their own car, their parents’ car, or their hook up’s honda civic

Ryan: yo, I never knew clarissa was such a Backseat Badger.
Todd: Yeah she’s banged in the backseat with the whole football team

by Ronald Ayum June 16, 2023

coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.

Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!

by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023