“Kanye West’s new album is his greatest”
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.
by Yowhatwelearn? October 30, 2019
Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."
by VonZee July 15, 2023
When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.
"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."
by Mars-El September 28, 2023
Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.
Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"
Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"
Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"
by T0nk5_McD3an November 27, 2009
A term used to thank bus drivers, primarily used in South Wales and surrounding areas like Bristol.
Generally in these areas, you absolutely must say "Cheers, drive!", it is considered a societal sin to do otherwise.
The term is also used generally across Wales and England, but more sparsely so as opposed to South Wales and Bristol.
Generally in these areas, you absolutely must say "Cheers, drive!", it is considered a societal sin to do otherwise.
The term is also used generally across Wales and England, but more sparsely so as opposed to South Wales and Bristol.
by whistony wisey April 05, 2023
by Joegamerbro March 26, 2017
A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.
by @mrkulci September 12, 2020