elliott evans

Beautiful, immature, young, my hero, my Savior, nice hair, nice eyes, nice smile.
Basically an overall stud

*Person sees a sexy guy*
Person 1:Yo that guy is such an elliott evans

by Chaoslee December 7, 2018

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Sharkboi Evan

An amazing person and the best friend you can ever ask for!! Even though he’s older, xe is still short. They always have your back and never leave your side!! Also he’s very fruity.

Me: is it alright if Sharkboi Evan comes over?
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!

by Sister in law flo March 30, 2022

sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

by Sloin July 3, 2020

Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger

"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew

by francesco42069 October 8, 2016

lewis evans

Lewis Evans has a massive... Heart best person ever great lover

And hung like a horse

Lewis Evans is so fucking hot I want to call him daddy

by Mousey10 March 26, 2021

Rhys Evans

A oceanic specimen who's been bred by two males , runs like he has 3 toes on one leg . He hopes to perform a Mexican Pancake on one of his brothers called Billy Evans

"look a Rhys Evans - half nonce half monkey who swings from tree to tree"

by Harnikfromaustria July 3, 2019