Alabama Paddywagon

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.

I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!

by youvegothorsepiss January 17, 2020

Alabama Lunchable

When you slather peanut butter between your sister's butt cheeks then lick it out.

Jim ; Hey, Dale, what'd you do last night?
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!

by The Southern Gent October 29, 2023

Alabama Fuckhouse

Much like a whore house, except it's filled with your siblings.

John had grown tired of boring old brothels, so he decided to turn his home into an Alabama Fuckhouse by double teaming his sister with his retarded brother.

John: "Man, last night was awesome. Me and my brother Eifel Towered our sister. I'm so glad I decided to go to an Alabama Fuckhouse instead of that shitty brothel again."

by CreambayWhackersVs.Titsburg October 7, 2019

Alabama Shuffle

During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.

Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!

by Jaboy9998 July 22, 2020

Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

Alabama Hotpocket

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”

by cwbyz April 12, 2023

lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

by Wafflesacrifice March 6, 2016