No AD But HD

Masturbation, touching your private parts intensely.

Person 1: Yo, yk I have AD no HD
Person 2: Bro, how?? it must be ADHD, how you don't have it??
Person 1: I for masturbation disagree. tell sex appealers to seek refugee~
Person 2: So if i masturbate, i'd likely have No AD But HD?
Person 1: yes you'll.
Person 2: 💀

by I just came for...uhh... July 7, 2024

Ad

Short for addict; drug addict

Can be pronounced either as the letters a and d or just ad

That nigga an ad

Or for white people: buddy’s an ad

by Realestninjas October 2, 2023

ADS

ADS is the measurement of the speed of somebody's American Dad speedrun.

His ADS is over 9000.

I wish I could get an ADS over 7.

by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020

Ads

It's not an acronym. It's exactly what you think it means. "Give me your money! Meh! Don't you want this thing? Do you want these glasses? What about a nice juicy burger? Did you know you wanted it before some idiot sold your attention to me so that they could better convert your viewership into revenue? I paid him to show you this. And now you're seeing it. How does that make you feel? It shouldn't make you feel anything. Because you are irrelevant. If you were relevant wouldn't be watching this. You'd be doing something in front of a camera and I would be paying you to show the people who watch you do the thing you're doing the item I want them to see. But you're not. You're just you. So be you and do everyone else does and buy my thing. It's good. It's a good thing I promise. The guy you like wouldn't have sold you to me if it wasn't good."

Iam "Apparently, what I'm doing I derivative of a concept in the book "Cashvertisement". I don't remember the name of the author but apparently if you see ads you don't like you can email the owner of the company and tell them how to make the ads better and they give you money or something. I just heard about the book the other day. And just like that this post became an advertisement. I wonder if I predate the concept written about in the book. What effect have I had on the world? Oh God! What have I done!?"

Hym "I feel like we never use the word 'affect'..... We have to be using the word 'effect' wrong sometimes... There's no way we (in all of our writing) have never used the word 'affect'?"

Iam "Did I use it right just now?"

Hym "Google says you used it right...."

Iam "Should.... Should we start googling it every time we use either?"

Hym ".....That sounds like a lot of work..... Shit! This turned into an ad for Google! Quick! Stop referencing things! They haven't given us any money yet!"

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Ad Skips

Defined as the way you can skip an ad. Example: In most mobile game ads there are small X buttons on the top right corner, this is how you skip the ad. Example 2: On youtube, ads will appear. Some ads are skippable but some aren't. Skippable ads can be skipped by waiting about 3-5 seconds then clicking the "Skip ad" button near the bottom right corner.

Person 1: "Hey check out this cool game I found
Person 2: "Its a cool game but there are way too many ads!"
Person 1: "Its a good thing that you can use the Ad Skips"
Person 2: "its still fucking annoying"

by NovyGG December 21, 2022

Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary?

Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary?

Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary?

by look at ye pain April 18, 2024

Adding five

Adding or to add five means to look for problems or trouble

5 is the highest intensity of 1 to 5; the intensity of chaos. Synonymous to "going 100 really quick". "Five" almost sounds like "fight"

1) I have created a new term!
2) So what is it?

1) It is called "adding five"!
2) Adding what to five?

1) Adding five means to look for problems. Like, there are some people who like to escalate trivial things to the max
2) Well yeah?

1) Then adding five is escalating the situation. Therefore, they're creating problems
2) Oh okay...interesting. I like that. I hope it gets popularized :3

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) April 13, 2025