Bonus Meal

the act of eating pussy or eating out a girl's vagina

Yo Thrill, have you bonus mealed yet down under?

by Thrill Stone August 15, 2008

Fauxth Meal

After you ejaculate in a woman's vagina and you lovingly perform cunnilingus.

I gotta get that fauxth meal after I smash, nahmean.

by MyWifeClaire October 31, 2014

Migos Meal

The migos meal is whatever you want it to be as long as it tastes yummy and you rock with it. Delicious food that doesn't miss (just like the migos).

Luke: Bro what should we get for dinner?
Brett: Lets get the migos meal!
Luke: Facts that shit slaps FTB

by mistaflames1996 January 6, 2022

dirty meal

An unattractive girl or guy you call for quick sex and afterwards they make you a delicious meal. You may feel bad using them for sex, but the food is too good to leave them alone.

Guy 1: Did you end up getting dinner last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was such a dirty meal. Even when I gave her a good log I couldn't get her to shut up. But, damn her cake is so good.

by KickstandLover September 28, 2017

A Persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blow job

He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal

by chickenfoot35 June 3, 2022

Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

by jethrojones November 22, 2020

Utah Happy Meal

The act of defecating in a toolbox. Usually as a form of revenge or to cause a problem.

My friend and I snuck into a construction zone and did an Utah Happy Meal in a workers toolbox.

by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023