Jlove Jessica

Slang term for girlfriend or wife that makes her boyfriend or husband leave his squad on warzone to go play with her.

Bye Randy, I gotta go play with Jlove Jessica

by Handily69420 March 18, 2022

Jessica freer

the best person in existence, she is only a bitch to you if your a bitch to her :)

have you seen Jessica freer omg she is the best

by snapmebitch April 14, 2020

Jessica walch

Someone more retarded than a ARF tart or a fucking fliddy flid

Jessica walch is a mong

by YOURMARJONTOAST February 15, 2019

Yellow Jessica

An extremely attractive girl getting urinated on.

Girl: He's been so nice to me.
Girl 2: What did he do to you last night?
Girl: He gave me a total yellow jessica

by some_cunt December 12, 2019

Pull a Jessica

"Pulling a Jessica," is the opposite of PTSD or latent memory. You remember things so vividly and exactly no one believes you.

The breakfast sandwich was so delectable he could not even, "Pull a Jessica," to remember how it made him feel sick.

by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023

Jessica chawla

Jessica chawla, the sweetest and sassiest girl you will ever meet although she has a MacDonalds and noodle’s addiction she has an amazing body like the type that you see in magazines. Her smile could light up an entire room and if your lucky enough to hear her real laugh just know that it sounds more beautiful than anything Mozart could ever make. She is an absolute angel and everyone that knows her should be happy to know they have a genuinely amazing friend, daughter, aunt and lover

That girl is so amazing

She’s like Jessica chawla

by The owner of your hoodie August 21, 2023

Jessica Hume

Jessica Hume is the name for someone who looks just like Amanda Seyfried, she is also a very great person. She is often mistaken for Amanda Seyfried due to her large resemblance to the actress.

Person 1: OMG! I think we just passed Amanda Seyfried at the bus stop!

Person 2: No, that was Jessica Hume. She looks exactly like Amanda Seyfriend though.

Person 1: It's like they could be twins! She's pretty, I bet she's nice.

Person 2: Yeah, she's great.

by kaimonoiscool November 26, 2010