by tiktokGorl October 29, 2019
A house that has the sole purpose for having girls over and fucking them. Usually crush pads have very minimal furniture and decorations and are located in quiet neighborhoods so as to not draw any attention.
Example 1: Jill knew she was in a crush pad and knew what was about to go down when she went to Steve's house after their first date dinner and there was only a sofa, bed and tv in the bedroom.
Example 2:
Charles: "Hey bro I heard you got a new place how are you settling in."
Dave: Oh bro I'm already done with the place just set my bed up, 2 chairs and a tv. Fridge is full of beer and liquor.
Charles: Sounds like a bad ass crush pad bro.
Dave: No doubt it is.
Example 2:
Charles: "Hey bro I heard you got a new place how are you settling in."
Dave: Oh bro I'm already done with the place just set my bed up, 2 chairs and a tv. Fridge is full of beer and liquor.
Charles: Sounds like a bad ass crush pad bro.
Dave: No doubt it is.
by Kadoo34 February 09, 2014
A bored crush is a crush that you find in a time of boredom. You generally have controversial feelings towards them. These feelings often change from time to time regularly.
Mariah: So, Shakira. Do you still like the guy with the curls?
Shakira: No
3 hours later...
Shakira: Hey, Mariah you know that guy with the curls... Yeah I like him.
Mariah: ugh you must have a bored crush.
Shakira: No
3 hours later...
Shakira: Hey, Mariah you know that guy with the curls... Yeah I like him.
Mariah: ugh you must have a bored crush.
by Mongarong May 17, 2017
on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.
I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 05, 2012
Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?
Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?
Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff
by givehimtheclamps April 15, 2017
Having a crush-like feeling towards someone in your employed life. More than an admiration, but less than actual feelings.
Me: Ugh, I have such a career crush on my new boss.
Friend: Really? Why?
Me: She's just so awesomely smart and talented. I wish I was like her.
Friend: I feel ya.
Friend: Really? Why?
Me: She's just so awesomely smart and talented. I wish I was like her.
Friend: I feel ya.
by ttn13 September 01, 2013
the most satisfying and amazing dream there is. usually involves your gorgeous crush hanging out with you, holding your hand, liking you back, kissing you, etc. You never want a dream like this to end. The only bad part is that it's not reality. Having a dream about a crush liking you back means you REALLY want him enough to have a whole fantasy made up about him by your subconscious mind.
"I had a crush dream about Logan last night. He kissed me at the top of the Eiffel tower. He was in LOVE with me!!! EEEKK!!!!! I wish he actually felt that way."
by chickenycheese July 14, 2019