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Wet Wurtke

The act of pulling a wet willy with vaginal fluid in place of saliva.
Derek thought that it would be funny to pull a wet wurtke on Rachel; she found it so funny she slapped him across the face.
by Torazo February 3, 2009
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wet dock

After rowing, crew teams occasionally can't dock their boats for one of various reasons: other boats already using the dock, a strong current preventing adequate steering, or inexperience of the coxswain. When this occurs, rowers have to climb out of the boat in (often ice-cold) knee-deep water to carry the boat onto the shore.
Today the current was so strong it carried us right past the dock, and rowing it back out for a better angle would have taken too long, so we had to wet dock.
by greendeviant April 30, 2009
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Wet Chewbacca

When your Balls get really sweaty and you decide to rub them on someones face while they are sleeping. Most often done to a girlfriend or friend.
Gilbert: Dude I stood the night at waheeds house lastnight, and you'll never guess what happened

John: WHAT?

Gilbert: I woke up sweaty, so i snuck into his perents room and gave his mom a Wet Chewbacca.

John: Thats fucked up.

Gilbert: The bitch had crusty shit all over here mouth this morning while she was making us pancakes

John: Your not staying at my house.
by nuff14 September 19, 2009
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Wet Joker

Like a wet willy, you lick your fingers during sex, plug your partner’s ears, then proceed to laugh like the JOKER (2019).
Yo Ethan, I was with my girl last night and whipped out a Wet Joker. She loved it.
by The Rhino E Dog February 6, 2022
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Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.
Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?
by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021
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drippin wet

To be dripping some pre-nut.
"John, she got me drippin wet, man."
by PinkJoji October 14, 2017
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Wet Squall

The act of projecting diarhea on someone's face.
If he doesn't stop pissing me off, I'm gonna wet squall him.
by KingChode December 10, 2009
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