Brooklyn

Beautiful, sweet woman of superior intellect, who is also a nuclear weapon in bed. Now the definition of the perfect girlfriend.

"When we had thermonuclear sex I knew she wasn't just another Frazetta goddess, she was a Brooklyn"
A young woman you wish you'd married instead of your ex-wives. "I wish I'd scored a Brooklyn"

by alwr October 7, 2022

Brooklynitis

When someone moves to Brooklyn and becomes impossible to reach or spend time with. Using the excuse that you’re far away and it’s expensive and time consuming to travel and they feel guilty by inviting you over. Like...bitch it’s a two way street and you’re the sucker who chose to move there.

When someone moves to Brooklyn and never looks back. Makes new friends and barely reaches out. Saying they’re really busy even though they’ve got a healthy social life, but don’t/won’t include you in it.

My last roommate, who I got along with has brooklynitis now since moving to BedStuy.

by nightclan November 30, 2020

brooklyn

where all the real niggas at

I’m tired of all the hoes here let’s go to brooklyn fr

by Grislykingx May 9, 2022

Brooklyn

brooklyn is a transgender

yo did you see that Brooklyn came out as transgender?

by singleminglexoxo December 9, 2021

Brooklyn Princess

A slutty Jewish princess from Brooklyn.

Bro-1: Yo, bro. Did you hit that Brooklyn Princess?
Bro-2: Yeah, that Jenny Slate is a real slut.

by CuntLover223 September 12, 2014

Brooklyn Cellphone

Yelling out the window as loud as possible to talk to your neighbors or family on the block

"Dad left the house without his cellphone"
"he just left, you should still be able to tell him with your Brooklyn Cellphone"

by The noisy wrist November 18, 2019

Brooklyn

She is a mean cunt that likes to hit people fore no reason she also is not independent and she likes to spend money on worthless shit that doesn't matter and she's black which makes her even worse.

"Mom can i go to the store"?

"No you can not"
"fine fuck you bitch"

Brooklyn annoying

by weridguylol20223 June 20, 2023