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Friend Zone

A term used by incredibly butthurt little boys in relation to the fact that the girl they like doesn't want to fuck them. It's an excuse the little boy makes to make the girl look like she's doing something wrong when the little boy is really just over egotistical and/or an asshurt sore loser. The little boy just doesn't want to accept the fact the girl doesn't want him.
Tyler: That fucking bitch fucking friend zoned me!
Anna: Shut up, your ego will live.
Tyler: She's just a stupid slut, every guy she dates is a douche!
Anna: You're just butthurt because she doesn't want you.
by Just another Black Sheep January 8, 2012
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No Flex Zone

Slang; Usually a party, but sometimes any place where one doesn't have to compete for women. The girls already like the guy and there aren't any other men there who aren't good friends, therefore, one doesn't have to flex to woo the women. The term was coined by the Ear Drummas with their song of the same name.
Whattup bro, I got like five hoes here and me, it's a straight no flex zone, so just throw on some clean clothes and come quick, we can probably gangbang 'em all.
by phantomvii June 7, 2015
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dome zone

1. The place visited when your girlfriend is on her period and thus is reluctant to engage in vaginal intercourse and instead compensates by performing fellatio.
Guy A: Are you and your girlfriend going to bang tonight?
Guy B: Nah she's on the rag so I'm stuck in the dome zone.
by Domezoner April 19, 2010
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thug zone

Zone of a suburb in which only thugs may enter.
"Youse is all gaylords ay man, CAUSE THIS IS MY THUG ZONE WOOT WOOT! BIAAAATCH!"
by gaylord sorenson December 7, 2005
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WiiMilitarized Zone

The large, sometimes uncomfortable amount of free space in front of the average Wii owner's TV. It exists so that the Wii owner can have plenty of room to flail their arms around and generally make a fool of themselves.

Similar to the 'demilitarized zone' between north and south korea.
Guy: Why is this couch so far away from the TV?

Other Guy: Oh, this guy has a Wii. I guess it's his WiiMilitarized zone.

Guy: That explains it.
by turribelspellur21 January 7, 2010
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The Zone Sweet 16 Blitz

A modification of the engage 8 (which is when you like as many things as you can, at least 40 or 50, on a person's facebook wall) only in this version, you and a friend mutually decide to Engage 8 someone on the same day or consecutive days. For best results, do it on a person who has a good sense of humor.

DISCLAIMER: If the person deletes you as a friend, The Yeti Wayne is not responsible.
Bobby: Hey Food Stampz, what should we do today?

Food Stampz: I was thinking of engage 8'ing that cutie Allous2000

Bobby: That's weird! So was I!

FSZ: Well we could both do it
Bobby: yeah we'll do The Zone Sweet 16 Blitz!
by The Yeti Wayne May 13, 2010
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Friend Zone

friendzoned is basically a preemptive rejection where people get too comfortable with someone and see them as only a special conversation/sharing info partner 'a friend' and unconsciously reject the person as a sexual opportunity and would be shocked and appalled if that was brought up. Its a sickness that runs rampant in todays society and must be stopped.
The best example of this would be that of Daniel and Nicole. Man i wish he'd get out of the "Friend Zone" so sean and i could make that new movie with Aziz Ansari, Jonah Hill, Kevin Hart, Mila Kunis, and Timothy DeLaGhetto
by abeliever December 9, 2013
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