Zach Haircut

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.

Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.

by Ballrock November 29, 2016

Zach-ing

Zach-ing’ or ‘The Zach’ is when mid-way through a sexual interaction you start playing a video game (Normally on the Nintendo Switch) whilst stating random fun facts in order to look dark and mysterious for your partner

“I was Zach-ing in the back of the van and nobody found out”

by Zariouszalek June 21, 2024

Zach Spellerberg

A sexy bad ass person that loves just one person for a long long time. He usually is short and has blonde hair. He also has the most perfect eyes.

I think Zach Spellerberg likes me.

by Erin Shingleburg April 24, 2018

Zach

Zach is the type of person t put others in front of himself. He likes to have fun and be popular but that doesn't always go his way. Most likely single although he would make a good BF. He will do anything for a girl he likes.

Zach is just amazing in everything he does.

by INeedSomeoneInMyLife January 3, 2019

Zach

a perverted man or boy that will rape every girl in site .

OMG hes raping, her he must be a Zach

by your local slut December 19, 2019

zach

1. Has a big 10 incher, gets ladies easily, smart asf, handsome. able to pull ladies just by saying "sup slatterinos". has gay friends, all of them sexy a s f.

2. a way of saying the n word or any racial slur

You're such a Zach

Ryan is such a Zach

by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 20, 2021

zach

zach is very artistic and funny. he can be very shy when you meet him at first but, when you get to know him is very very crazy. he often will tell people random jokes and is the type of person to go up to some random person and ask them to marry him with a ring pop. zach rarely falls in love so if he likes you, shoot your shot now before you dont have a chance. I think we all deserve a zach in our life.

person 1: Omg did you see what zach did today?
person 2: yeah he went up to some random girl and asked her to marry him with a ring pop!

by jayla <3 March 9, 2022