LiL-Z

sexy, short, skinny, girl whose name starts with a Z.

Bob: "hey wats ur name"
Zhanna: "Zhanna"
Bob: "um what?"
Zhanna: "Zhanna"
Bob: "um...."
Zhanna: "nvm LiL-Z"
Bob: "o, aight LiL-Z."

by LiL-Z March 1, 2009

Rule Z

No matter the circumstance, if a person asks why you own/bought a gun but rejects the answer you give them, the backup answer will always be "Zombie Invasion". This may also be the original answer.
If they reject this answer you are allowed to slap them once, open handed, accross the left side of their face.

If they remain unconvinced then run, you are in the presence of a Zombie and the invasion has started.
Seek shelter and conserve your ammo.

Rule Z-2: Always remember to double-tap.

John: Hey, check out this sweet new 12-gauge I just got!
Jane: Why'd you get a gun?
John: D'know, target shooting...maybe some hunting.
Jane: That's dumb.
John: Ok, it's for the Zombie Invasion.
Jane: Zombies aren't real.
John: <Rule Z> Yes they are!
Jane: <moan> BRAINS!
John: Oh God.<grabs gun and runs>

by RenegadeOne December 31, 2011

Dragonball Z

A boring show watched by kids. IF watched by anyhone older, there IS something fucking wrong with you. Battles that drag on for 40 + episodes to see the bad guy finally get beaten gets old when every bad guy that HAS to be beaten is always 40 + episodes. The story gets too boring to care, and in the end when they DO fight, its just poor repeated scenes in which the characters engage in some blinding flashes of light. The flashes of light indicate that they are fighting I guess, because nothing else ever seems to happen in the show anyway. Real popular, and real homosexual.

Go watch something better

Evangelion
Full Metal Panic
Full Metal Alchemist
Berserk

Fuck, anything is better than DB

by Ownage February 25, 2005

Andrae Z

An Andrae Z is a very rare specimen of a human male. Their habitat is the People's Republic of China but can migrate to the US in the fall. Some defining features of this Human subtype is he wears his mask with his nose showing. Always tries to smack your head while saying "To the beat of the drums". a defining personality trait is communism. they are also mighty ugly. their stench also gives them away from a mile away. be careful, said type are playboys.

"That Andrae Z is very dangerous!"

by IGoByLotsOfNames May 10, 2022

Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.

Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!

by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023

Z - Man

The most dangerous human to ever exist born every 100 Millenia, the Z- Man also need as KING ZAMAJ is a threat to the earth as he knows he has the power to destroy the government using his Kar98K, never mess The Z-Man

“yo dude when I grow up I wanna be like Z- Man”
“Who?”
Z - Man

by Zeed September 5, 2020

Generation Z

My damn generation is destroyed. First got those annoying woke ahh people. SJW blue hair white girls, then we got body positivity retards, and those who think math is racist.
We also have feminists fighting for female superiority. We also got the transgenders, the furries, and everything in between, for example, a two spirited penguin. We got those making up thousands of new gender identities and pronouns every day. At this point, my kind have now become a different species to the ol' regular human. If anything, my generation have only convinced me that returning to the ever so simple life of monke.

Generation z is fucked. They will be the destruction of the entire human race.

by CC-8826 July 19, 2023