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Wine-jacked

When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.

This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.
I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!
by Wineless January 10, 2012
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The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.
Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.
by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025
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tall glasses of wine

by hugetallglassesofwine April 24, 2023
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Wine gine

The female equivalent of “Whiskey Dick”. Too much alcohol to allow your libido to get you to fully enjoy a sexual encounter and/or reach climax.
Our sexual chemistry was there, but wine gine got the best of me.
by SweaterChaser74 December 5, 2023
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Yellow Wine

Urine left to sit in the toilet bowl for an extended period of time, often by accident.
As the water evaporates, the resulting concentrated mixture yellows and grows more potent, releasing a truly foul smell when you finally get back from your trip and flush it.
I went to visit my relatives in Colorado for a week, but I forgot to flush before I left and came back to some yellow wine brewing in my toilet.
by watchoutforthatrock June 14, 2022
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Wine Cap

Similar to a night cap but with wine, usually moms or women. The wine helps them relax and unwind from their chaotic day, and prevents them from going full psycho bitch on their spouse or man friend because of a build up of resentment.
Neighbor Friend 1: Hey Jess want to have a wine cap on the porch?
Neighbor Friend 2: Yeah, Ill be down in a minute, I'm gonna need a bottle cap after the day i've had, i almost lost my shit on him.

Neighbor Friend 1: Oh, know what did he say/do?
by KJASK October 31, 2014
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Booty wine

The little bit of enima water That dissolves your water-based lube as you fuck your boyfriend.
That booty wine turned our lube into water and I got a chafing on my cock. Brandon
by Sethica Thomas April 15, 2021
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