I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020

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Wick-Stick

When a man’s penis is almost completely hard, but not quite there yet.

John: Dude! Did you and your girl hookup yesterday?
Kile: Nah man, I had a wick-stick and couldn’t finish the job.

by Kk James if g d May 8, 2025

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a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out

"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024

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Wicked

Saint

Saint is wicked

by #1SaintFan February 5, 2025

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Dip the wick

A medieval game coined by a very bored yet imaginative tiktok metal detectorist called NorthernDetectorist. Involves cock rings, bottles and very gullible viewers. Not to be confused with the game tapped (also medieval)

This is a medieval cock ring probably used in a game of dip the wick in medieval times.

by Nothing to do with ferrets June 2, 2022

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