Why would you...huh?!

A statement made after someone has committed an act of such great stupidity and foolishness that the questioner is too gob-smacked to fully comprehend why someone would do such a thing. Akin to the terms wat, wut, and what, but used to infer complete and utter shock/anger.

(After Jim shot Tim's character in a video game for no apparent reason)

Tim: Why would you...huh?!

by papafrost December 21, 2010

why you bully me

when someone bullies you and they dont stop so you scream this and they still hurt you and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and that you have no life and that you just sit in your room playing fortnite and your not even good at it and you are failing in life and know that you wont amount to anything more than a failing streamer and go to bed each night thinking: what if i stood up to that bully? and your conscience tells you to shut the f*ck up. you are a sad person

Bully: *bullies*
Nerd: why you bully me

by shreyshreynair March 3, 2019

Reasons Why God Exists

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by ChingTaiwan May 23, 2011

Why is my pee red

Because you don’t get enough fiber

Lisa why is my pee red

by The lich bitch December 31, 2020

Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.

Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan

by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018

Why are you telling me

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.

Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**

by SirDae January 6, 2021

why is my penis big

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime

John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now

by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020