Wet Wurtke

The act of pulling a wet willy with vaginal fluid in place of saliva.

Derek thought that it would be funny to pull a wet wurtke on Rachel; she found it so funny she slapped him across the face.

by Torazo February 3, 2009

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wet dock

After rowing, crew teams occasionally can't dock their boats for one of various reasons: other boats already using the dock, a strong current preventing adequate steering, or inexperience of the coxswain. When this occurs, rowers have to climb out of the boat in (often ice-cold) knee-deep water to carry the boat onto the shore.

Today the current was so strong it carried us right past the dock, and rowing it back out for a better angle would have taken too long, so we had to wet dock.

by greendeviant April 30, 2009

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Wet Chewbacca

When your Balls get really sweaty and you decide to rub them on someones face while they are sleeping. Most often done to a girlfriend or friend.

Gilbert: Dude I stood the night at waheeds house lastnight, and you'll never guess what happened

John: WHAT?

Gilbert: I woke up sweaty, so i snuck into his perents room and gave his mom a Wet Chewbacca.

John: Thats fucked up.

Gilbert: The bitch had crusty shit all over here mouth this morning while she was making us pancakes

John: Your not staying at my house.

by nuff14 September 19, 2009

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Wet Linen

An indiscriminate reference to a female that is wet and has very wet panties or a male that has managed to nut himself in his own underwear.

I’m so horny right now. I’m squirming in my own wet linen.

I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

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Wet Flounder

When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out

"Dude, what happened with you and that chick last night?"
"I wet floundered the whole thing man..."

by Tuckered out May 17, 2010

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Wet sammich

An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.

"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"

by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012

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