bog watcher

One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.

Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.

Hide the pies, and tighten yer belts, Boys, here comes bog watcher!

by Kenny Roberts July 9, 2006

Whale Watching

When a person, either alone or with a group see's almost exclusively overweight or fat people.

Ex.

(Jimmy and his brother are at the mall.)

Brother: Dude there are no hot chicks here. They're all huge!

Jimmy: I told you we'd be whale watching.

by jlawthelarson February 27, 2011

Watchmen

Pornography for comic nerds.

One part in Watchmen has a girl getting gang-banged by a bunch of blue dongs.

by UrbanLynx March 19, 2010

Watching a movie

An term used when a boy and a girl of young age are hooking up in a basement or other room while the parents were home. This is the often answer to the question often asked by parents "what were you two doing last night?"

(Guy 1) So what have you and Katie been up to? i havent seen you in days!
(Guy 2) Oh, nothing much, just been "watching a movie" alot lately.

(Guy 1) So shes a freak in bed?
(Guy 2) O Fuck ya!!

by Laroid December 6, 2010

Now watch this drive

Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.

Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive." (Swings)

- G.W. Bush

by uclafalcon June 19, 2004

the watcher

its a third uknown party whom always has their watchfull eye upon the other partys.... stays in the background but always knows whats going on! otherwise known as 'THE SAMMY WATCHER'

betty: whos that over ther, in the shodows?
clint:oh its probably just the watcher
jerry: oh no you didn't, you mean sammy watcher?

by steven morriss November 5, 2007

Whale Watcher

One who enjoys seeing girls in low-rise jeans with the top of her thong showing along the small of her back.

You know it seems like only a few of these people can actually speak eng..... Whoah! Check out the whale tail on that chick! That didn't happen on accident.

You're a hopeless whale watcher!

by Odus T Brown May 13, 2009